Cast
Tijuana Cop #1 / Minion / Miranda / Tijuana Cop 1
Tijuana Cop #2 / Announcer / Charlotte / Tijuana Cop 2
My Little Buddy / Wee-Man Doll / Cricket / Mobutu
Mrs. Smith / Big Fat Party Guy / XXXL / Before / Michael Moore / Preston Lacy Doll / Ogre
Steve-O Doll / Self / Satan / Stingray
Max Gottlieb / Max Gottleb
Lexus from Texas / Girl Fly
Stranger / Gregg / Luigi / Cathy Ave / Joshua Benson / Other Fly / Cathy Ace
Jackoff Smirnoff / Ace Glover
Suzy Gottlieb / Suzy Gottleb
Fear Factor Host / Judd / Self
Dr. Lakin / Announcer / Lieutenant / Six Million Year-Old Man / Cowboy / Six Million Year Old Man
Manny the Gator Guy / Self
Lakin Girl #3 / Cantalope / Lakin Girl 3
Jimmy Winks / MBA Dude / Races Host
Drug-Lord Jose Carlos / Drug Lord Jose Carlos
Chad / Kid / Dick Weston Fernandez / Jeffry Sutton / Dealer / T-Rex
Bodyguard #1 / Bodyguard 1
Satan's Hottie / Lakin Girl #2 / Lakin Girl 2
Fear Factor Contestant #1 / Fear Factor Contestant 1
Lakin Girl #4 / Lakin Girl 4
Bodyguard #2 / Bodyguard 2
Alfredo Garcia Steven / Rick / Self
Filthy Strip Club Announcer
Drug Dealer / Fear Factor Contestant #2 / Fear Factor Contestant 2
MP Jackson / Coover / Self
Lakin Girl #1 / Lakin Girl 1
